touristhistorycat:

young man, the groomsbride is a whore i said young man, please close the goddamn door

shitload-of-muses:

paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via moonlandingwasfaked)

tariqah:

Me: trying to sleep

My brain: esos son reebok o son nike

(via moonlandingwasfaked)